roses are black
violets are black
blind people are going to find this offensive
I don’t think blind people are going to find anything
All the silly things.
En base a la primera imagen, todo lo de que dio de sí la idea.
THE BONUS :D
one time i was at a nightclub and it was really dark and i met a guy and we didnt really talk he kind of just like guided me to the dance floor and we grinded on eachother and made out and he whispered wanna go to my place in my ear and i was like yeah ok so we went outside to get a cab and we looked at each other in the light of the streetlight and he turned out to be my bio. teacher and he literally sprinted away
my dad just came into my room and laid on my bed so i proceeded to cover him in stuffed animals to cheer him up
then mom joined
if this reaches 100,000 notes i swear to gOD
the other day we were discussing dating and this one dude was like “I don’t see the big deal why can’t people just ask people out without all the fuss” and another guy was like “well you get nervous and you get butterflies in your stomach ya know” and the first dude looked the other dude straight in the eye and said “DIGEST THEM.”
me in the grocery store when my mom escapes